I’m sorry Princess; one of the things I am just realizing is how much I “missed the target” when I tried training you when you were a youth. You are still so athletically inclined and you want so much to do more than “sit up”.
Rather than teaching each cat the same-old-same-old a great trainer (I’m a good one) would have watched you and seen your gifts and worked with those. You don’t want to sit up – you want to STAND. You want to stretch up as high as possible.
When I let someone else give you the commands they don’t know MY rules and they let you do more what you want. I bet you want to dance on your hind legs – you want to move!
Can’t keep a good cat down 😉